Odemon #550

Wimpod skittered onto a rock at the lake’s edge. He’d finally moved out on his own, and this lake was a perfect place to live.
A sudden growling and smashing shook the silence and Wimpod nearly flipped onto his back in shock. He peered down to the water below.
“Thought I told you to stay out of this part of the lake!” shouted a Basculin.
Another Basculin growled. “This ain’t your part of the lake, Hatfield!”
“It sure ain’t McCoy territory!”
“Yes it is and you know it!”
The two Basculin lunged at each other, biting and flailing in the water. Shortly after several more groups of Basculin arrived and joined the fight until it was a free-for-all.
Wimpod ran away from the lake. Maybe he could find a swamp or a volcano to live in instead.

-Odemon #550 Basculin

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Odemon #561

Two Sigilyph flew past each other in the desert.
“Hey Bob.”
“Hey Dan.”
“Hey, Bob?”
“Yeah?”
“I was thinking. Why do we always fly the same routes?”
“It’s the routes we’ve been patrolling for centuries, patrolling so long that the routes are practically etched into our memories.”
“Yeah, yeah. But we both hatched only like 30 years ago.”
“…”
“Do we have false memories?”

-Odemon #561 Sigilyph

Odemon #402

Kricketune go play your song
Let no one say that it’s wrong
Music plays out from your arms
Everybody loves your charms
Kricketune can play a tune
In the light of the full moon
and if someone doesn’t like it you CUT THEM
Wait no that is impolite
A gentlebug must not fight
Kricketune has a mustache
Gentlebugs must not be rash

-Odemon #402 Kricketune

Odemon #131

Several small Pokemon stood at the shore, looking at an island in the distance. Today they were going for a visit to the island for a bit of a tropical vacation. They just needed to wait for their ferry.
The water rippled, and a long neck emerged from the water. A Lapras appeared, and the Pokemon cheered for their ferry.
“Ach! Na nee’ ta’ cheer fur me, ya wee ‘Mons,” Lapras said. “I’m jist here doing ma job. Now, wha is ready fur a trip doon to thae bonnie island?”
The small Pokemon looked at each other.
“I didn’t understand a word of that,” Cleffa said.
“Ach, it’s a sair fecht, wee Cleffa. We a’ hae to jist try to understan each ither th’ bes’ we can. I’s how we Lapra’ dinna owereat th’ wee fush efter they conservatin’ chiel helped brin’ us back.”

-Odemon #131 Lapras

Odemon #78

Galloping fast
Rapidash runs
Speeds away at
One-fifty speed
Ten second mark
Reaches top speed
Gallops away
Flames trail behind

-Odemon #78 Rapidash

Odemon #755

Sleepytime mushroom, drifting spore
Dangerous to see the Lull of More
Wait, that’s how I’m going to do this? Lull of More? Next it’ll be the Saur of Bulba, or the Air of Dragon.
Sparkling spore from the mushroom that glows
Put to sleep then eat the dreams of its foes
Sap away the strength and Attack goes down
Heal up the damage then something something noun.
“Something something noun?” Seriously? what am i even doing

-Odemon #755 Morelull

Odemon #339

Fresh water flowing
Mist above, mud lies below
Barboach hides under

-Odemon #339 Barboach

Odemon #350

Beautiful Pokemon, Milotic by name,
Puts the looks of the others to shame,
But if Milotic’s beauty truly wows,
Why does it have such weird eyebrows?

-Odemon #350 Milotic

Odemon #771

Pyukumuku is
a long name which means it’s hard
to fit it in a

“IS THIS THE BEST YOU GOT?”
Give me a break, Pyukumuku, I got started late. Besides, what do you have going for you? You don’t even have any real attacking moves!
“I HAVE THIS *Innards Out organ punches the author*”

-Odemon #771 Pyukumuku

Odemon #355

Dead,
Undead,
Skeleton,
Kidnapped
Ultimately
Lest
Light

-Odemon #355 Duskull